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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Diagram of my reaction to each new Coldplay release 1. Initial self-loathing at downloading said album 2. Inexplicable “Coldplay effect.” Certain key tracks suddenly produce caffeine-like buzz in the reptilian part of my brain. Brief addiction results. 3. Initial high dissipates as I listen to the lyrics/hear Rihanna’s voice. 4. Radio overplay

Diagram of my reaction to each new Coldplay release

1. Initial self-loathing at downloading said album

2. Inexplicable “Coldplay effect.” Certain key tracks suddenly produce caffeine-like buzz in the reptilian part of my brain. Brief addiction results.

3. Initial high dissipates as I listen to the lyrics/hear Rihanna’s voice.

4. Radio overplay

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